- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

32% Levitation.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

Pointless Super Powers