the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be dead

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to complete math exercises

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!