The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to be stupid

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to see air

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!