Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

the power to like justin beiber

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to never end your .

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

The power to look like yourself

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to think about useless power

the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!