The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!