The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to die

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!