the power to talk backwards

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the powre to spel

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!