The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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Acid pee

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to control dodos

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power of Grayskull.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!