Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to think.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to speak with death people..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!