The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to see through water.

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penis

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the power to become demented

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!