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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.
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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it
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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(
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you do not need to eat but you have to sit
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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it
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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.
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The power to die when you die
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the power to make bubles without soap
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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*
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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.
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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.
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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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The ability to be Edward Cullen
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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The ability to make dogs sneeze
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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.
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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts
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the power to sneeze cum
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The power to turn gold into lead.
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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!