The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to turn wine into water

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!