The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to die.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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spontaneous ejaculation

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!