the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!