the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to read captchas

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The power to repel women.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!