The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to divide by zero

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!