- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to see through anything except air.

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to take a s*** on people

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Pointless Super Powers