- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to sweat acid.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

the power... to read this

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

Pointless Super Powers