The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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ikawlhan forever

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!