The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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power to breathe

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to die at will

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!