The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The power to predict the present

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to die when you die

The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

The power to see into the present

the power to become retarded

the power to murder Joey and get away with it

The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!