- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The power to turn wine into water

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to have wood when you wake up.

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power life like a hermit.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to glow in the dark

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The power to lose this power.

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

Pointless Super Powers