The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to see through windows

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!