The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!