The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to become demented

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to look into cheese.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!