The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!