The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!