The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the power to always hug people

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to commit suicide.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!