the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!