- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

Liam Brudenell

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to turn wine into water

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

the power to always hug people

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

Pointless Super Powers