The power to divide by zero

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!