- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

The power to poo.

The ability to shrink your penis

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to lock open doors

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to sweeten sugar

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to see when people fart.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

Pointless Super Powers