The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to be powerless

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!