The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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ability to run very fast forever

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!