- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The power to imagine a new colour

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

The power to fall up.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to glow in the dark

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

The power to repel women.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

Pointless Super Powers