the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to lick your elbow.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power to have night vision during the day.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

The power to not exist.

The power to read minds, but only your own.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!