The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to complete math exercises

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!