The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The ability to levitate birds

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

the power to become retarded

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

Everything Hawkeye does

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!