The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see into the present

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to die at will

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!