The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!