The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to have a power

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!