The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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To call me maybe

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!