- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to make my own sandwich

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to die.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

the power to smell shit from miles away

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to see things with your eyes open

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to not have super powers...

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to be a gamer

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

Pointless Super Powers