- Pointless Super Powers

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The ability to not be Batman

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to die.

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to do one push-up

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!