The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to microwave bread

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to dance really well

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!