- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The ability to turn into an embryo

A healing punch

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

Tits for a guy.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

The power to have a power

The power to become invincible when you're dead

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

spontaneous ejaculation

The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to set money on fire

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

ikawlhan forever

Pointless Super Powers