The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to die.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!