The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to blow up when you blink

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to die,but only if your alive!

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to change your emotions at will

thumb_up thumb_down -48

the power to see everyone as a tree

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to lose this power.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!