the power to beathe

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to read braile.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to poo.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!