Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to fly while under water

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to become black!

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!