The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to like this power

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!