The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!