The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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power to breathe

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to control your own body movements

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!