The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!