Being able to fly in place.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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power to eat through your but

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to create another human

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to die in one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!