The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!