The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to instantly die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!