The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to eat ass.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!