The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to repel women.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to speak in braille...

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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A healing punch

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!