The power to slip on anything.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to not be Batman

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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penis

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to die.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to be a human

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!