- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

anything Aquaman does

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to blow up when you blink

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

Pointless Super Powers