- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to tickle your own feet.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

the power to be wrong

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

The power to be stupid

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to die.

The power to have a power thats a power

Pointless Super Powers