The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to see into the present

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The Power to die at will

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Third armpit.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!