The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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penis

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!