The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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A healing punch

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to see through windows

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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A good Kisser

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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power to fly only in the plane

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to see in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!