- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to smell colors

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to digest corn.

the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to walk on land.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

Pointless Super Powers