The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to fall up.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!