The super pow.er to die at will

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to be powerless

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!