The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to see air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!