- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to poke

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power of laser pointer vision.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to communicate with sperm.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to like charlie

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

Pointless Super Powers