The power to predict the present

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!