The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to speak with death people..

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penis

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The power to have no powers

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to sweat acid.

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power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!