The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to break your bones on command.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

the power to write comic books

The power to die

The ability to evolve into magickarp

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to smell people's moods

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!