- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to grow your nails longer

to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to f**k your family all at once

Pointless Super Powers