The ability to breath under lava

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The power to be powerless

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to Google "Google".

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!