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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month
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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors
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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.
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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.
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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.
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The power to become inverted background color.
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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )
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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.
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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!
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The power to sh*t bricks
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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.
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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun
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The power to become a llama.
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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes
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The power to see things with your eyes open
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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.
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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.
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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.
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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!