The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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being able to blow up and die

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the power to control urine

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to see through air

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the ability to turn into random hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!