The power to breath at will.

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A good Kisser

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to like this power

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to plank

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!