the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to be your self

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Super-slowness

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The power to grow fingernails.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!